Blawanga News Network

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Grass

Friday, 22/05/2026

Sit on the grass.

Breathe in... breathe out... find your placement in mother nature.

Eat some grass.

I love sitting on the grass (it's most enjoyable when I wear light-coloured pants). Good thing I didn't bring anything extra.

There's no better feeling than writing about grass while sitting on the grass... Actually it would feel better if I wasn't sitting on the grass.

Haiku

Lush grass, green green grass

Does grass really taste that good?

I guess I won't know

Electric Chair Maker Worried that Voltage is not High Enough

Thursday, 24/07/2025

An electric chair maker in a country that we will keep confidential (because of obvious reasons) has been worried for the past month that the voltage produced for the shock would not be high enough to end anyone's life.

According to previous statements, the maker supplied each chair with an alternating current of 2.4kV, however he thinks that it should be at least 3kV in order to cause a confirmed lethality.

I'm not risking nothing. If the chair's not gonna be working, I might be put on a chair myself for not providing a decent chair. I need someone to help me test this chair, I really need to know whether it works...

Blawanga News Network Created

Saturday, 19/07/2025

Apparently, a new "news" network named Blawanga News Network (BNN) has been created. Let's see what the founder has to say.

You deserve the freshest and most accurate of "news", so I made this.

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